The Ultimate List Of Good, Bad & Absurd Salon Names (Updated)

The Ultimate List Of Good, Bad

& Absurd Salon Names

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Here’s a fun one.

Catchy & memorable.

Yeah, I can get behind this salon name… Good Job!

However, this play on

wordsleaves me…

unsure.

Ah, the classic Salon

Pun…

We’re going to see a lot of

these! :-)

Okay, okay...I have to

admit,this salon

pun ispretty funny!

Should you really name your salon

after a head related

problem?

So afterthe

headache… this salon thinks we

needs a therapy?!

This still sounds a little dangerous...

Can welighten up on

negatives here?

Maybe we’re just going

crazy...

Now you’re just being negative &

vague.Don’t you

want happy clients?

Um…Not sure we

should really be

threatening our clients

either!

Are they saying they

will kill your hair…?

Confusing.And kind of terrifying.

I see what they did

there.Wonder if

the airplane theme

continues inside!

Let’s be honest here, I’m not even

sure this name even

works...

This guy actually sued the game company Grand Theft Auto, claiming they stole his

salon name! :-)

Okay,these puns are starting to get a little

hard to handle!

That’s it!I’m getting

my coat!

No more salon puns!

Your name better be

Anita!Otherwise, I’

m closing this entire slideshow.

Your name isn’t even

Jack,is it?!

The first half of this

name is nice..

But why go for the insult

then?

There’sa lot going on

with this name to be honest.

Hair… potato.Why?

Give me one good reason!

I bet these guys don’t get too many cancellations… :-)

Is it Halloween

all year long in this salon?

I’ve seenthis onepop upin a few

cities actually!

C’mon guys! You’re not eventrying to be witty anymore!

Speechless.

You maybe drawing

in the wrong kind of

crowd with this name...

Same withthis one to be

honest...

Last but not least, WHY would you

choose such a name?

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