Political Humor - Hilarious Bush Quotes
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Hilarious Bush Quotes
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Whether you love him or hate him
...Whether you think hes done a
great job or a poor one
...At least we all agree on one
thing
George W. Bush has said some dumb
things over the years. Some so dumb, its scary. And
some so true, it is scary.
This is a small collection of some of those things for you
to ponder. While you are looking them over, just be
grateful that youre not the one writing this guysspeeches. And try not to think of the tens-to-hundreds-
of-thousands of dollars spent on coaching him.
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"Anybody who is in a position to serve this country
ought to understand the consequences of words."
interview with Rush Limbaugh, 11/1/06
Unfortunately, were not sure George
is very good at taking his own advice.
Lets take a look...
"See, in my line of work you got tokeep repeating things over and over
and over again for the truth to sink in,
to kind of catapult the propaganda."
Greece, NY, 5/24/05
"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here,
even though I wasn't here."Economic Forum in Waco, TX, 8/13/02
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we
should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible
disease."
Sweden, 6/14/01
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"You teach a child to read, and he or
her will be able to pass a literacy
test.''
Townsend, TN, 2/21/01
"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's
sovereign. I mean, you're a
you've been given sovereignty, and
you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the
relationship between the federal government and tribesis one between sovereign entities."
Washington, DC, 8/6/04
"I'm the commander see, I don't need to explain I
do not need to explain why I say things. That's the inter-
esting thing about being president."
as quoted in Bob Woodward'sBush at War
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of
the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam
Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."
Grand Rapids, MI, 1/29/03
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"I hear there's rumors on the
Internets that we're going to
have a draft."
presidential debate, St.
Louis, MO, 8/8/04
"Haven't we already given
money to rich people? Why are
we going to do it again?"
discussing a secondround of tax cuts, as quoted by
former Treasury Secretary Paul
O'Neil, Washington, DC, 11/26/02
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
Trenton, NJ, 9/23/02
"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it
very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And
yet, this week we will have an all-volunteer army!"
Daytona Beach, FL, 10/16/04
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
NY Daily News, 4/23/02
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"It is white."
after being asked by a child inBritain what the White House was
like, 7/19/01
"I couldn't imagine somebody like
Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."
White House menorah lighting ceremony, Wash-
ington, DC, 12/10/01
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-
fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in Amer-
ica. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do some-
thing about it."
Philadelphia, PA, 5/14/01
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for
what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed
by people who are probably read the news themselves."
Washington, DC, 9/21/03
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"I know what I believe. I
will continue to articulate
what I believe and what I
believe I believe what I
believe is right."
Italy, 7/22/01
"I don't know why you're
talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't
have an army."NY Times, 12/02
"I'm the master of low expectations."
aboard Air Force One, 6/4/03
"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a
lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."aboard Air Force One, 6/4/03
"We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoers by
having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking
about tax rebates."
Washington, DC, 10/4/01
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"People say, how can I help on this war against terror?
How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a
child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love
you."
Washington, DC, 9/19/02
"I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead
of time so I could plan for itI'm sure something will
pop into my head here in the midst of this press confer-
ence, with all the pressure of trying to come up with an-swer, but it hadn't yet.I don't want to sound like I have
made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't
you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not
as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with
one."
after being asked to name the
biggest mistake he had made, Wash-ington, DC, 4/3/04
"The really rich people figure out how
to dodge taxes anyway."
explaining why high taxes on
the rich are a failed strategy, Annan-
dale, VA, 8/9/04
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"My plan reduces the national
debt, and fast. So fast, in fact,
that economists worry thatwe're going to run out of debt
to retire."
radio, 2/24/01
"You know, when I was one time campaigning in Chi-
cago, a reporter said, 'Would you ever have a deficit?' I
said, 'I can't imagine it, but there would be one if we hada war, or a national emergency, or a recession.' Never
did I dream we'd get the trifecta."
Houston, TX, 6/14/02
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations
don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weap-ons of mass destruction."
Milwaukee, WI, 10/3/03
"In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's
incredibly hard."
repeating "hard work" over 20 times in his first
debate with John Kerry
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"I try to go for longer runs, but it's
tough around here at the White House
on the outdoor track. It's sad that Ican't run longer. It's one of the saddest
things about the presidency."
interview with "Runners
World," 8/02
"I just want you to know that, when
we talk about war, we're really talking
about peace."
Washington, DC, 6/18/02
"There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in
Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once,
shame on shame on you. Fool me you can't get
fooled again."Nashville, TN, 9/17/02
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business.
Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love
with women all across this country."
Poplar Bluff, MO, 9/6/04
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11/14
"Our enemies are in-
novative and re-
sourceful, and so are
we. They never stopthinking about new
ways to harm our
country and our
people, and neither
do we."
Washington,
DC 8/5/04
"The only way we can win is to leave before the job is
done."
Greeley, CO, 11/4/06
"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what'sbest is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of
Defense."
Washington, DC, 4/18/06
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to con-
nect Iraq to the war on terror."
CBS News interview, 9/6/06
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12/14
"I'm occasionally reading, I want you to know, in the
second term."
Washington, DC, 3/16/05
"You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I
mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."
to a mother of three, Omaha, NE, 2/4/05
"I've been in politics long enough to know that polls just
go poof at times."Tipp City, Ohio, 4/19/07
"And my concern, David, is several."
Washington, DC, 4/3/07
"And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised,
frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town.
And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try toelevate it."
National Public Radio, 1/29/07
Every President of the United States, from George
Washington up to today, has left a unique legacy. What
will George W. Bushs legacy be?
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The war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, the response to
9/11, the lack of response to Katrina, the absence of
weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, or the economic
downturn the US took towards the end of his second
term
Or will we more likely remember things like landing on
an aircraft carrier, mispronouncing nuclear, his shame
on me botchery, or his deep concern OB-GYN love?
Whichever is the case, lets conclude with some of
Georges words of wisdom
Anybody who is in a position to
serve this country ought to under-stand the consequences of words.
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