Limericks

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My LimericksBy Terina

The Little Pink Bee

There once was a little pink bee

Who climbed a leafless tree

He fell on his head

Then found himself dead

Oh the poor dead little pink bee

Christmas LipsThere was a man called Santa

That was addicted to drinking Fanta

He took a massive sip

And accidentally bit his lip

No he can't deliver presents in Atlanta

The Big Brown Jacket

There once was a big lollie packet

Inside Paul's big brown jacket

I ate them all

But don't tell Paul

Or else Ill have to pack it

The end

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