Jim MInges' Retirement Party Top 10 List

So LongAuf wiedersehen

Farewell

Good Bye ADIEU Happy trails

TOP 10 Reasons Jim is Retiring

Presented by the NEKLS Staff ---

Past and Present

10.He’s tired of the staff not letting him drive….

9. He can’t deal with one more new computer operating system …. Since he started before computers.

8. He can’t bear the thought of ONE MORE baby coming to work at NEKLS…..

7. Roeland Park Police Department finally located Jim’s lost car…..

6. All the other systems refuse to mail his NEKLS bag to him ONE more time…..

5. His retirement castle is FINALLY done!

4. Financial experts are saying the recession may be over, so Jim can quit his second job.

3. He just can’t face one more Budget…..

2. After he cleaned his desk…..

2. He has nothing to do!

1. And the #1 reason Jim is retiring……

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