I broke a mug.
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I broke a mug.
I broke a mug. It belonged to my housemate.
“It’s okay, don’t worry about it,” he said.
But I was worried about it.
So I went to the store to buy him a replacement mug.
But on this otherwise casual stroll to the store, a rooster ran over to me.
“Help, help!” the rooster exclaimed,
“There is a beached dolphin over there that needs to be saved!”
So I went and saw the beached dolphin.
“I don’t have time for this shit,” I thought to myself.
So I left the rooster and dolphin and continued on my journey.
After a little more walking, I arrived at the store.
“I should buy some fish while I’m here,” I said to nobody.
“Oh wait, I totally don’t like fish.”
So I didn’t buy any fish.
Then, out of seemingly nowhere, a flock of birds started swooping me.
“Go away, stupid birds!” I declared.
They understood my frustration and left me alone. Cool guys.
Then I bought this mug.
My housemate was pleasantly surprised, to say the least.
BY ANDREAS KLEINIG
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