How breasts help men's health

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TENNESSE WALTZ Click to advance at your own pace.

As a modern man you should be concerned with As a modern man you should be concerned with your health. As your friend I’m worried about your health. As your friend I’m worried about

you hanging around and continuing to send me you hanging around and continuing to send me emails for a long time. emails for a long time.

I’m sure most of you have read some of the I’m sure most of you have read some of the recent health studies but just in case. . . . .for recent health studies but just in case. . . . .for

example:example:

Snopes recently revealed as true that. . . . Snopes recently revealed as true that. . . .

Another recent study by a group of Another recent study by a group of German scientists also confirmed that German scientists also confirmed that

staring at women’s breasts is excellent for staring at women’s breasts is excellent for men’s health and increases their life men’s health and increases their life

expectancy dramatically. expectancy dramatically.

The study showed that staring at women’s The study showed that staring at women’s breasts for 10 minutes a day is as breasts for 10 minutes a day is as

beneficial or as good as 30 minutes of beneficial or as good as 30 minutes of strenuous exercise.strenuous exercise.

The study was carried out over a 5 year period on The study was carried out over a 5 year period on a group of 2000 men. It showed that all men who a group of 2000 men. It showed that all men who observed breasts each day for a least 10 minutes observed breasts each day for a least 10 minutes suffered less cardio-vascular pains and had less suffered less cardio-vascular pains and had less

hypertension than those who were not permitted hypertension than those who were not permitted breast therapy each day.breast therapy each day.

The last finding revealed “that with daily practice, The last finding revealed “that with daily practice, men can increase their life expectancy by at least men can increase their life expectancy by at least

5 years”.5 years”.

So what do you say guys. . . . So what do you say guys. . . . . . .are you ready to start some daily therapy?. . .are you ready to start some daily therapy?

Here’s to your good health in 2010 Here’s to your good health in 2010 and for many more years to come. and for many more years to come.

Please share this health recipe with your friends – Please share this health recipe with your friends – its better than anything Martha Stewart can its better than anything Martha Stewart can

offer!offer!

Thanks to all of you who’ve contributed this year to Thanks to all of you who’ve contributed this year to the consolidation of this new health package for my the consolidation of this new health package for my friends – especially those friends – especially those SSend YYour BBuddy S Some T Titties D Day. .

However, I know not all of you guys are boob or However, I know not all of you guys are boob or breasts men – - some of you like that booty while breasts men – - some of you like that booty while others, like me, are leg men – - nothing’s better others, like me, are leg men – - nothing’s better

looking than a pair of long sexy legs. I’ve already looking than a pair of long sexy legs. I’ve already started to consolidate those “lower half” started to consolidate those “lower half”

contributions you’ve made and hopefully, “Your contributions you’ve made and hopefully, “Your Health – Part 2” will be ready for release as a New Health – Part 2” will be ready for release as a New Year’s gift. In the mean time I am concerned with Year’s gift. In the mean time I am concerned with your health so let’s get started on those daily 10 your health so let’s get started on those daily 10

minute exercises with “Your Health – Part 1”. Keep minute exercises with “Your Health – Part 1”. Keep The Faith – ASA Lives!The Faith – ASA Lives! RonRon

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