Have a Purrfect Day

Every now and again we have a purrfect day

First you have trouble getting out of bed

You wake up with a stiff neck.

You wash your hair and can't do a thing with it.

You feel like you have a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night.

Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out.

You pull a muscle when you try to exercise

Your new hat looked

better on you at the

store.

You keep losing things

The boss chews you out at work.

You get caught in the rain at lunchtime.

Then your lunch doesn’tseem to agree with you……

Actually …Nobody seems to agree with you!

You feel trapped

Uninvited guests shows up at dinnertime.

On top of that your lunch decides not to stay down

And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement.