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CELEBRATION OF CHARLES OLAS-
A DEDICATION TO DENA LEONE
OLASAn unbiased
Side-by-Side Comparison ofLas Vegas versus Atlantic City
CHUCK AND DENA ARE GETTING MARRIED!
CHUCK LOVES VEGAS!
LAS VEGAS VS ATLANTIC CITY
WORLD CLASS GAMBLING
CRIME RIDDEN SLUMHOLE
Ghettos
PRICE STATISTICS: VEGAS VS AC AC Hotel: $250/night AC Buffet: $38.99 Vegas: $135/night Vegas Buffet: $0.00
WEATHER STATISTICS NOAA.GOV
Clark County (Las Vegas) (03/31/10 – 03/31/11) 13 occurrences high wind 7 occurrences lightning 5 occurrences heavy rain
Atlantic County (Atlantic City) (03/31/10-03/31/11) 2 occurrences hurricane 17 occurrences blizzard/heavy snow 1 astronomical high tide (flood) 1 occurrence tornado 30 occurrences strong wind 12 occurrences heavy snow
DROWNING DEATHS CDC.GOV
/SHARK ATTACKS Nevada Drowning Deaths per year
average31
New Jersey Drowning Deaths average903x more than Las Vegas
Shark attacks by StateNew Jersey
17 attacks 8th in USA
Nevada Zero shark attacks
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/gattack/mapusa.htm
RACIAL DEMOGRAPHICS Atlantic City
White Persons: 26.7% (22% estimated dirty guidos)
Black Persons: 44.2% Las Vegas
White persons: 69.9%Black Persons: 10.4%
http://quickfacts.census.gov
THE JERSEY SHORE Seriously New Jersey?
SAFETY FIRST! REGIONAL HOSPITALS Las Vegas
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Atlantic City 1
BOB WILL NOT GO TO AC, VOICE OF REASON Chuck is 29 years old. This is largely
due to Bob Foster and Scott BaxterMore largely due to Bob Foster
Bob is the voice of reason. He will be there to guide us through the city.
Bob is there to make sure bad ideas remain ideas, not turn into reality
IMPORTANT: Bob will NOT be making a trip to Atlantic City. It is important that Bob attend a bachelor party for one of his best friends. It is important for all parties involved!
Vegas 5 hours 55 minutes (example)
AC 6 hours, 57 minutes
TRAVEL TIME AC VS VEGAS Vegas is
practically closer to home!
DRIVING VS FLYING SAFETYHTTP://WWW.MERETRIX.COM/~HARRY/FLYING/NOTES/SAFETYVSDRIVING.H
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Driving: 1.32 fatal accidents per 100 million miles
Airlines: .05 fatal accidents per 100 million miles
Flying is 2,640% safer than driving
DENA PAMPERING It Is important that Dena gets pampered
while Chuck is away. We consider it our absolute responsibility that she gets properly taken care of. To Be Determined!
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TIPS FOR A HEALTHY MARRIAGE3.Exhibit mutual respect - To make a
marriage healthy and happy, both the partners should mutually respect each other and value each other's emotions and feelings. Both might have a different attitude towards life, but then that's where your persistence and love towards each other makes your marriage happy.
5.Be trustworthy - Faith, trust and loyalty - basic foundations of any marriage, plays an important role to make the marriage happy. Never lie to your partner or do not suppress facts from him/her - that might land you in trouble later and augment misconceptions.
POKER Chuck absolutely loves playing Poker. Vegas poker is extremely fun and lively Atlantic City Poker is sickly and limp-
dicked, due to lack of tourism
Las Vegas
Atlantic City
0 20 40 60 80 100 120 140
122
12
# of Active Casinos
KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH FAMILY
Chuck loves Dena and Audra very much. He is anxious to talk to them every day. The hosts of his party promise to make sure that he always has access to communication with them.
In 2011, we have access to many forms of communication Chuck pledges to keep excellent communication with his
family Chuck will keep in touch via many forms of media
Facebook America’s #1
social media website
Cell Phone Skype Room phone
TAKING CARE OF FAMILY Chuck will make all arrangements for his
family.Place to stayWays to feel secure and safeBabysitter if Dena needs a break from
AudraDena sitter if Audra needs a break from
DenaEmergency contactEmergency plan to get home Ice cream
PRE-BACHELOR PARTY As excited as we are to share in the
beautiful union of Chuck and Dena, we realize that we are not the only ones who want to celebrate
We will work with Jim to have a small celebration locally so Chuck’s relatives and close friends can have a beer with him.
GOLF COURSE COMPARISON Not even close
Atlantic CityNOTE: Those are mini golf courses,AC has no grass amongst it’s slums and run down casinos
Las VegasNOTE: Vegas is known for some of the world’s best golfing
FOOTBALL SEASON? We’d like to go during football season. Watching football in a leather recliner
with a beer, buddies, food and some money on the line is one of the ultimate forms of male expression.
He’s going to be spending a lifetime of Sundays with you and Audra. He’d better make the best of this game.
He’s a Dolphins fan, he needs something to get him excited.
STRIP CLUBS AND CHICKS You’ve known us for years now. You
know we never go to strip clubs. We just want a chance to be drunk idiots.
You also know that no girls talk to us when we’re drinking, nor do we talk to them. We are shamelessly self-involved with being a bunch of teenagersCheating? Let’s not kid here, Chuck is past
his prime, has no game and would never cheat on you in a million years. This bullet is almost laughable.
GUY TIMES Chuck understands that he vacations
with his guy friends will be few and far between
Scott has never had a chance to go to Vegas with his best friend. It is one of our childhood dreams.
The boys are getting older, we don’t have many guy times left in us
TESTIMONIALS There really is no comparison to Vegas. If you go,
do it on the weekend. There is a very limited entertainment on weekdays in AC. There's not much to do locally during daylight hours except gamble, shopping or boardwalk. Like others said don't wander in front of Atlantic City hotels at night. –OGHUMAN
To put it in March Madness terms:
#1 Las Vegas vs #16 Atlantic City -TREK TIGER
My dads trip last year he was in Atlantic Citywhen they found a body on the beach, not 200 yards from where they were sitting -IWNBV
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