Are Men Happier Than Women

Are Men Happier Than Women?

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

One has freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Everything on one’s face stays its original color.

One only has to shave one’s face and neck.

Wrinkles add character.

One can "do" one’s nails with a pocket knife.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

One’s last name

stays put.

One can never be pregnant.

One can wear a

white T-shirt to a

water park.

One can wear NO shirt to a water park.

People never stare at one’s chest when talking to them.

One can wear shorts no matter how one’s legs look.

One almost never has strap problems in public.

One’s

Underwear

is $8.95 for

a three-pack.

One is unable to

see wrinkles in

one’s clothes.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle one’s feet.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

The world is

one’s urinal.

One never has to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

One can play with toys all one’s life.

Chocolate is just another snack.

One mood all the time.

One gets extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

One can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Same work, more pay.

One doesn't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You can open all your own jars.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

One has the Sunday to oneself.

No wonder men are a happy lot.