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Pooj’sCont……
Don’t ask me what a cont is, I just put it there cos it looks
good :P
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Alas, the search for Mike continues…
I was getting a wee bit bored of searching, but I got ‘persuaded’
You cant give up now!
But but buttttttt!! Surely there are better things we can do with our
time!!!
*coughluminousalcoholicdrinkcough*
Bloody posers gegging in on our photo!!!
SO… *sigh* we decided to look for him onnnnnn….
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Where we found Old Mikes….
……And Young Mikes
Perfect set of teeth tho :D
Unless they’re dentures…..
Hmmmm…. One of life’s unsolved mystery’s….
Keraaaaaazy Babaaaaaaaay!!!!
Intelligent Mikes….
….And Not So Intelligent Mikes
Respectable
Detestable
Gammy eye!
Talented Mikes….
….And Slightly Less Talented Mikes
Gosh he’s so talented! He can play the guitar AND the harmonica at the SAME
TIME!!!!
OMFG. I just made fire!! GO ME!! I’m
so proud of myself! I’m gonna text my mum and tell her
all about it!
Married Mikes….
…And very obviously Single Mikes
Awww innit sweet!
AHHHHHH SCARY HAIRRRRR!
But, once more Pooj’s Mike could not be found….
Trying to look upset… Not very convincing…
Guest appearance by Natwar… Genuinely upset…
Tho not necessarily to do with lack of Mike…
And so, they came up with a plan!!
Whats the one thing we know for a FACT that
Mike does?
Works in AsdaApart from that…
Eats?
No not that!
Sleeps?!
Not that
Masturbates??!!?
No you frigging gimp! He goes to see Pooj!!
Ohhhhhhh!!So.. We disguise ourselves and hide out outside Pooj’s house
until he arrives!
2 hours later…….
Ready?
Wtf? Cate you’re sposed to blend in with the surroundings!
I think he’s gonna be a bit scared if afro-woman is guarding Pooj’s house!!
And how on earth are you blending in! Nobody
in Birkenhead has a shrubbery like that!
Please don’t prune me!
But, nethertheless, AfroWoman and CandleTree hide outside Pooj’s House awaiting the arrival of
Mike
Behind this wall…
Alas! A Distraction!
Ite der lah. Me Ma wnts 2 no iv yas wnt sum food or sumfink
or nuffink?
Jimlar why are you speaking in that ridiculous
voice?
Dnt wanna ruin me rep on da
steets like do i?
Baby-Pooj shut up an get me some pizza?
Pffft. Okay fine. Its best I’m not seen talking to you anyway!
People like you aren’t welcome round these parts!
And, alas,
unfortunately in all that uproar and distraction,
Mike sneaked past the 3 strange looking folk (Yes Jimmy, that includes you)
and into the arms of his beloved Pooj!Awwwwwwwwwwww!
Will the 3 Poojateers be re-united?
Will they EVER meet Mike?
Will Jimmy survive the harsh perils of Birkenhead?!
Find out in the next instalment of :
A Story For Pooj’s!
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