© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply.

It was the accepted practice in It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a

month after the wedding, the bride's month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. with all the mead he could drink.

Mead is a honey beer and because Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month period was called the honey month

which we know today as the which we know today as the honeymoon. honeymoon.

It was the accepted practice in It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a

month after the wedding, the bride's month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. with all the mead he could drink.

Mead is a honey beer and because Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month period was called the honey month

which we know today as the which we know today as the honeymoon. honeymoon.

( I’ve got to talk to Sherry’s dad about some missing “ MEAD “ )

"I bought one of those fake "I bought one of those fake rocks you use to hide your rocks you use to hide your house key. A burglar used house key. A burglar used it to break my window."it to break my window."

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"I bought one of those fake "I bought one of those fake rocks you use to hide your rocks you use to hide your house key. A burglar used house key. A burglar used it to break my window."it to break my window."

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Avoid arguments with Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting your wife about lifting

the toilet seat by the toilet seat by simply using the sink.simply using the sink.

Avoid arguments with Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting your wife about lifting

the toilet seat by the toilet seat by simply using the sink.simply using the sink.

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to

the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered. "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the

Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. "That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said. "I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a

92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."seniority and according to union rules, she's next."