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The door of the beauty parlor swung open and the client
flew in, a big, red bow falling over her left shoulder, her
straw hat over the right. Titico, honey! They found
Lolitas tomb! She then immediately and instinctively
rearranged her bow and hat.
At that very instant, Titico, formally known as Robertico
de la Cerda del Corral, dropped his scissors, put hispinkish palms flat up against his cheeks, and let out a
high-pitched little scream like no other ever heard at
Titicos Salon of Beauty for High Class Ladies, Estd
1863, namely Camageys pre-eminent beauty parlor
and rumor mill.
As soon as he screamed, Titico stopped working on his
other client, a snooty-looking lady from Havana. Titico
cried out, No! I dont believe it! When? Where? How?!
Are they sure shes dead? I mean, this is Camagey, and
sometimes its hard to tell
Im telling you, Titico, they found it! Or, more
accurately, the peanut-vendor found it.
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The peanut-vendor found a lost tomb? Girl, you finally
lost your marbles! And no less than Lolitas tomb. Of all
the dead people in Camagey the peanut-vendor was
able to go and find the one tomb that the whole town has
been looking for. No way!
Titico, Im telling you, the peanut-vendor went today to
have a smoke, like he does every morning after hes done
with all that singing that Hes going, hes going, thepeanut-vendor is going!. Well, this morning he finally
went. To the cemetery. And there, among all those dead
people, as big as life, was a sign!
A sign from God! gasped Titico.
Well, not exactly, indicated the messenger. More likely
from some guy or other that Lolita turned down during
her long career before she got small pox sniffed the
messenger.
E pluribus unum Among many, one, solemnly
declared Titico, who pretended to be a Latin-speaking
cosmetician and who never missed High Mass at Our
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Lady of Mercy, where all the ladies of high society
worshipped and most of his clients came from. It did not
matter to the hairdresser that his erudite E pluribus unum
did not appear anywhere in the Mass.
At this point the client whose mane Titico was curling
lifted her aristocratic head and commented, A dead
woman, a sign, E pluribus unum, not to mention the
peanut-vendor and the measles Titico, you have notintroduced me to this very interesting young lady so
overflowing with news
My apologies, Countess! the hairdresser groveled
before the lady occupying the barbers chair like Queen
Isabella on the throne. Countess, permit me to introduce
to you Seorita Agustina Perpetua Angustias Dolores de
Cangas de Lamar y Torren de Arteaga y Ponce del
Carrasco y Lazo de la Vega del Tejar y del Pozo,
managing to get it all out just before he finally ran out of
breath.
But they all call me Bon-Bn at the Casino Espaol!
cheerfully piped in the beautiful Camageyan lady,
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sending the other lady a bright and grinning smile, full of
teeth.
(Well, thats a relief muttered the countess to
herself.)
Andyou would be ? Bon-Bn then added, her eyelids
already beginning to droop with hauteur.
Noticing this, Titico jumped in and, in an experienced
manner, and taking an even deeper breath, he
announced that the lady on the barbers throne was a
new client, a most distinguished lady from Havana, who
has recently married a Camageyan count. Titico had the
truly district honor to introduce to Bon-Bn Seora
Caridad de las Mercedes del Carmen del Boniato y
Pealver de Crdenas del Calzado y Agravida de Los
Lazos, Countess of (and here Titico did have to take a
second breath) de las Cabezas del Regino y Orbachea de
Izarregui y Sarriegui, managing to get all this out just
before he finally collapsed.
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But at the Club, they all call me Kik, interjected the
gorgeous Habanera, the newly revealed Countess Kik.
(God be praised whispered , Bon-Bn looking off to
the side.)
Then turning to the subject at hand, Titico turned to Bon-
Bn and asked her with great insistence, But tell me,
darling, about Lolita, how everdid the peanut-vendor findher?
Its like this, the peanut-vendor knew of this little plot of
land at the cemetery that he had believed for years to be
unused. Well, for the last twenty years or so he has gone
there just to lie down and have a smoke every morning
after his rounds. This morning, though, he goes to the
same little plot andwham! He sees this sign, painted
white like a corpse, with black letters of death all over it,
and Lolitas name and surname, and a poem written on
the sign! concluded Bon-Bn.
A poem for the dead! cried out the countess Kik.
Now, this is the Camagey I came here to experience!
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And what did this poem say, Seorita Bon-Bn ? Im a
great lover of literature, you know! Especially when they
write it to dead people
Upon hearing Kikis innocent question, Bon-Bn lit up like
a Christmas tree. This was the moment she had been
waiting for since she burst into Titicos temple of beauty.
Quite slowly, Bon-Bn moved to the center of the beauty
parlor; once there, she stood perfectly still; then shelinked her hands below her ample bosom; and finally
raised her head as if she were addressing the Royal Box
at the Teatro Principal. She then began reciting with little
talent but great pomposity the poem she had made sure
she committed to memory before leaving the peanut-
vendor back at the cemetery and taking off for Titicos
beauty parlor and rumor mill.
Bon-Bn commenced, affecting a phony Spanish accent
and making a lot of sounds that no one who spoke Cuban
Spanish ever made.
Here lies Dolores Rondn,
Her life now come to an end.
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Draw nigh, oh man, and ponder(peering at
her audience)
The earthly pursuits, to wit:
Pride and Vanity, (she lifted one index
finger; then, the other) Wealth and Power. (ditto
for the movements)
At this Titico and Kik looked at each other, knowingly,
and nodded their heads smugly, in agreement. Bon-Bnresumed her oratory:
To naught each one shall come.
And immortalized will only be
The evil that is rejected
And the good that in fact is done!
Bon-Bn immediately closed her recitation with a slight
step back and a curtsy. She adopted a downcast and
tragic look, now pondering the verities she had just
prophesied and then steadied herself by resting one of
her well-manicured hands on a cabinet full of curlers.
Immediately, encores and kudos from her audience of
two. Titico even fell to his knees before our Camageyan
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Melponene, offering her a bouquet of roses in the form of
a feather duster from the shop.
How wonderful! How marvelous! cried out the
countess Kik. The folly of love! The tragedy of passion!
A love so strong that it overcomes death and separationnot to mention small pox! My breast could beat with such
a love! But just dont tell my husband he would only
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Me, too! Me, too! chirped in Bon-Bn. I know I could
be loved by a man just as passionate! But, first, being
single, of course, I need to meet one
Ladies! Ladies! Of course, we can all feel that love and
inspire such passionwere Cubans! added
nationalistically Titico. And then he whispered in an
enigmatic tone, On this island, the Tropics weave their
magic spell he trailed off, mysteriously, never quiteexplaining exactly how the Tropics weave that spell or
what they could do for Cubans and their love life.
Suddenly, out of the blue, but returning them all to
reality, this observation from Kik, It must have been a
verybig sign, dont you think? I mean, for Gods sake, all
those words! deduced the lover of fine writing.
Well, Im sure she deserved every last one of them, put
in Titico, diplomatically. The women agreedand then
pursed their lips.
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Then the Habanera, the foreigner, blasphemed, But
what does it matter, anyway? Who was this Dolores
Rondn?
Titico and Bon-Bn were stunned, stupefied. Oh, my
dear! In her day Lolita Rondn was one of the most
beautiful people in Camaguey! remarked Bon-Bn, still
in awe.
And are there many of those? asked dryly the countess
from Havana.
One or two, came back the opening salvo from Bon-
Bn, her eyes narrowing.
Titico, perceiving this impending civil war between the
Capital and the provinces, jumped in, cleared this throat,
and explained. In her day, Lolita Rondn was indeed the
most gorgeous woman in Camagey, already a land of
beautiful women, and here he threw a smile at Bon-Bn.
She was shapely and had large, green eyes, and long
black hair, very straight, which always surprised me
because, you know Lolita had a touch of the tar brush,
if you know what I mean said the hairdresser, who
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was himself a light-skinned mulatto. When Lolita had
money and was somebody in this town, she was my
client and, believe you me, her hair was as naturally
straight as the Empress of Chinas.
Indian blood! came back in unison from Kik and Bon-
Bn.
But, Titico continued, in her final days she ended up atEl Carmen Hospital, that last stop for the poorest of the
poor, the hairdresser indicated by way of explanation
to the Habanera. And thats where the poor thing died.
They say she was then buried in a paupers grave. They
even took her to the cemetery in the Owl Cart, Bon-Bn
whispered conspiratorially, leaning forward, as if this
aspect of Lolitas death and burial was too awful to even
be said out loud.
The Owl Cart? said Kik, now more perplexed than ever,
as any foreigner to Camagey would have been.
What, in Heavens name, is that?
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Its about the worst thing that can happen to you in
Camagey! sighed Titico, remembering his own
childhood in the slums and looking down, very
melancholic, while pulling gray hairs out of a black brush
full of dandruff. Its for the poorest of the poor. Its an
old hearse pulled by this old nag thats on her last leg.
Thats how they buried poor Lolita Rondn, or at least
thats what they say, he concluded in a quiet, tinny
voice, looking like a sad and lost little boy.
Well, true, but its not all bad, her end, I mean, said
Bon-Bn, trying to lighten the mood. She did get to
meet up with an old flame towards the end, didnt she?
While riding in the Owl Cart or once she was dropped off
at the cemetery? asked Kik, now really more confused
than ever.
No! At the hospital for poor people, at El Carmen!
corrected Titico, making a distinction without much of a
difference.
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In a hospital ward! How splendid! Like in The Lady of
the Camellias! remarked Kik, undeterred in her
romanticism and now showing off her love of great
drama.
As Fate would have it, philosophized Titico, an old
beau, one Juan Francisco de Moya y Escobar, barber and
phlebotomist, was making a few extra pesos at El Carmen
Hospital drawing blood, when one day, during his rounds,he walks innocently into Infectious Diseases while
carrying a huge jar of African leeches andboom! Who
do you think he runs into if it isnt Lolita Rondn! But, of
course, she didnt look the same.
Who would? chanted in unison Bon-Bn and the
countess, looking at the gilded mirror and then fixing
their hair in perfect synchronicity.
Well, Bon-Bn picked up the tale at this point, Moya
had carried a torch for Lolita forever. Some claimed he
was still in love with her even after she got small pox,
which, according to what they say, is what landed her in
the hospital in the first place.
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Oh, yes, small pox! Dr. Finlay! The vaccine! The cows!
Why, I remember that in Havana, we the countess
began to retell, dreamily, yet another tale of her youth.
The fact that Dr. Finlays research involved yellow fever
and not small pox did not deter her in the least. This new
tale, though, was something that immediately sent Titico
and Bon-Bn into such convulsive fits of coughing in a
desperate attempt to stop the story that one would havethought that they both belonged at El Carmen, anything
to prevent his Habanera from drifting off into her own
novel.
Moya had known la Rondn all his life, explained Titico,
desperately trying to get them back on subject. Bon-Bn
nodded in confirmation. When they were youngbut
before she hit it big and became my clientLolita lived on
Cspedes Street and Moya had this little barber shop
somewhere around the corner. I, being a hairdresser, and
Moya, being a barber, we knew each other but only
slightly. Well, Lolitas father also had a shop on that
street, something to do with cloth, or rope, or something
that he sold to the Spanish military. Her father loved her
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tremendously and he would spoil Lolita rotten but he
never officially recognized her as his daughter. Despite
that, Lolita was very popular around the neighborhood,
especially when she sang andoh my!how she loved to
sing! Moya, working nearby, would drop whatever he was
doing, whether in his official capacity as a barber or as a
phlebotomist, and would run around the corner to hear
Lolita sing, just to sit there and listen to her sirens song.
Ah! The Song of Love! Why, I remember that when I
was young, back in Havana the countess was off and
running again. However, once again she was soon
reduced to silence by Bon-Bns chronic and incurable
coughing fits, obviously an infectious disease Bon-Bn
had caught from Titico.
Picking up the thread from Titico, Bon-Bn continued,
And a siren is all she ever was with poor Moya. He would
send her love notes; hed send her flowers; hed send her
gifts; and nothing. Lolita was as cold as a glass of
guarapo; she was holding out for bigger game.
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And she got it! Titico took over the story now; this was
his favorite part. For the Habanera it was like being in
an operating room and in the presence of two prominent
surgeons, watching them take turns while doing an
autopsy of poor Lolitas life. Yes, one day she finally hit
the jackpot! Titico was so excited over this part of the
story that he had started to jump up and down, clapping
his hands with tiny, little claps. The man she met was to
die for, just to die for! The two women lowered theirheads and exchanged a knowing glance.
But Titico was not to be stopped. He continued
rapturously, He was handsome, and rich, and an officer,
and white! And so rich! Lolitas life changed, I mean, it
changed completely! Now she was married to a Spanish
officer and every day it was an endless series of parties,
and balls, and high society, and the Casino Espaol, and
parades, and even those festivities that celebrated the
restoration of the King in Spain! Oh, the glamour of it
all! Titico then finally landed. The two women were not
saying anything. They were just staring at him, fixedly, a
certain coolness now descending like a glaze over their
eyes.
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Titico became more subdued with his storytelling from
that point on. Of course, not all was happiness with that
man of course. One day husband and wife decided to
take a trip back to Spain, where the husband was from,
since he had just made Captain. Well, during what was
supposed to have been the trip of a lifetime, the Captain
up and dies on poor Lolita! And soon after that came the
worst part: Prince Charming had left her penniless,absolutely ruined! He had actually gambled away all
their money during those nights of glamour at the Casino
Espaol! Men!
These memories were just all too much for him. Titico
took an old rinse pan with some dirty water in it and,
looking disgusted, threw the water down the drain. He
then sat down and sighed again, this time deeply,
remembering how men can be.
Bon-Bn saw her chance to regain the spotlight and
grabbed it. Lolita then came back to Cuba, now a
penniless widow, and eventually, she turned up again in
Camagey. From then on began what they call the Lost
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Years of Lolita Rondn because, incredible as it may
seem in such a small town, no one has ever found out
what happened to her between the time when she came
back to town and when she got small pox and ended up
at El Carmen. Some wagging tongues say (but not us, of
course!) that during those years Lolita had to rely on the
kindness of strangers.
In that case, what landed her at El Carmen wasnt smallpox, honey Titico observed from experience, putting
away the rinse pan.
Be that as it may, at the end of her days, continued
Bon-Bn, there she was, and there was Moya again, ever
faithfully in love, right by her side. Loyal to the end!
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Oh! Camageyan men can be so romantic! exclaimed
the lady from Havana, now married to a Camageyancount. Why do you suppose that is, Bon-Bn?
Personally, I think its from drinking all that rain water
from the tinajones, observed the single Seorita Bon-
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Bn. To which Titico retorted, Personally, I think its from
wearing pants so tight that they squeeze their
Titico! You hush, now! Bon-Bn tried to appear very
severe while giggling and tapping the naughty
hairdresser with her fan.
Bon-Bn then added, Well, I have to run. Titico, I adore
you! Then to Kik, Countess, it has been a pleasure and
an honor. I will look for you at the Casino Espaol. Andwelcome to our Camagey, warts and all! Love, death,
tombs, and poems. And now Dolores Rondn. Im sure
she will become legendary! Who knows, maybe it was
Moya who wrote that sign, dont you think?
Titico agreed, It was obviously someone who knew her
and who loved her, warts and all.
Abur, abur! cried out Bon-Bn, as she jetted out the
door of the beauty parlor (and rumor mill) the same way
she had come in, then running across Avellaneda Street,
trying to catch up with someone she knew to rehash all
over again the latest on Dolores Rondn. She had
completely forgotten about her hair appointment at
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Titicos. Before she left, though, she looked at Titico, then
at the countess, and then back at Titico. Titico
understood perfectly. Next time, Bon-Bn wanted the
reallyjuicy details about that countess Kik. Titico winked
back at her.
What a positively charming young lady Kik said
casually, looking up at Titico in the mirror as he was
finishing her last curl, staring at him as if she were askinghim for something. Titico quickly sized her up: he figured
that she would probably be a good-paying client and that,
after all, she would be living in Camagey from now on.
So, he decided to initiate her. Titico very quietly leaned
forward pretending absolute confidentiality, finally
hissing, Yes, very charming, of course and yet, about
ten years ago, there was a rumor going around town that
and just like thatjust like that!they had moved on
from the life of Dolores Rondn.
Epilog
In 1933, a marble monument, though of modest
proportions, was set up at the expense of the city
government of Camagey to replace the old painted sign
that had first appeared in 1887 carrying la Rondns
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epitaph. However, before then, whenever the sign had
shown a need for restoration, the repair would be done
overnight, mysteriously, and by unseen hands. The
marble document may still be seen to this day in the
main cemetery of Camagey. On the eve of the
Communist take-over in 1959, virtually all Camageyans
knew the poem by heartand loved it. Some among the
older generation to this day still remember the verses
perfectly. For them, Dolores Rondn and her tragic storyof love personified Camagey. Bon-Bn had proven to be
an unwittingly accurate prophetess: Lolita had indeed
become a legend.
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Notes
Warning to the reader: the author of this collection is a native Camageyan.Here follows, therefore, some guidance: regarding the Church of Our Lady ofMercy, see The Hardest Thing in this collection. Cspedes and
Avellaneda Streets are major streets in the historical center of Camagey.Regarding El Carmen Hospital, see Heaven-sent in this collection. TheTeatro Principal was among the main theaters in Camagey, where greatperformances such as opera, city-wide events, etc., were held. Tinajoneswere very large clay pots where rainwater was collected for drinking andother household uses. This was done almost exclusively in Camagey and,therefore, the tinajones became the very symbol of Camagey. Abur,abur! is Camageyan for Bye-bye! All translations from the originalSpanish or into English are by this author.
The theme of this most famous Camageyan poem is an ancient and
venerable one: the vanitas vanitatis et omnia vanitas of Classicalantiquity, dating back at least to the Old Testament and the Book ofEcclesiastes. In Spanish literature, all the great poets have felt obliged topay homage to it. Among them are two of this authors favorites: PedroCaldern de la Barca (These that were showy and joyful/When at morn theyfirst awoke,/at eventide vain pity shall be/Asleep in the bosom of the coldnight) and Luis de Gngora y Argote (Learn, oh blossoms, from me/Thechanges from day to day,/Yesterday a wonder was I,/Today, would that ashadow Id be), both major luminaries of Spains Golden Age.
Lolitas father was a Spaniard, one Vicente Rams. The name of Lolitas
mother has been lost to History and there is only speculation as to who shemight have been. As Lolita did not carry her fathers name, it is assumedthat she was illegitimate.
The Casino Espaol and colonial politics: a very exclusive club inCamagey, which, during the 1800s, was patronized especially bysympathizers of Spains continuing domination of Cuba. Its patrons,therefore, were mostly Royalists and not Cuban nationalists. Politically,Dolores Rondn may well have been on the side of continuing Spanishdomination of Cuba and not in favor of Cuban independence. Her father wasSpanish and he had regular business dealings with the Spanish military, one
of his clients. In addition, Lolita herself married a Spanish officer (Captain,legend says). Finally, Lolita, as a Royalist, reputedly celebrated therestoration of the Spanish monarchy under Amadeo I of Savoy, in 1870, inMadrid. To Cubans of the Republican period (1902-1959), however, Lolitaspolitical inclinations certainly took a back seat to her dramatic life of passionand death.
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History records that in 1863 Camagey was ravaged by a small poxepidemic. This is about the time when Lolita was said to have been seen atthe El Carmen Hospital. This poses a problem of chronology for thehistorian. How could she have been enjoying her best days in 1870 whenshe celebrated King Amadeos coronation as well as the restoration of the
Spanish monarchy but seven years earlier be dying, a penniless widow, in aCamageyan hospital? Regardless, for the legend this apparentcontradiction poses no problem whatsoever.
There are many sites on the Internet with additional information (andsome speculation) on Dolores Rondn and her legend. A good andestablished source is Dr. Abel Marrero Camponionis essay inwww.camagueycuba.org.
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