Steelzo's Stag

Stag Do Rules

Stag says. No photos & what happens

in Teuchterland stays in Teuchterland

Behavioural Rules

On this trip we’ll live by the mantra:

“Don’t be a wee dick”

What to expect

You will be sharing a room with others, and farting and

snoring is encouraged. So don’t moan about who you’re

rooming with, you’re not 11 and it’s not school camp.

This is The Ritz Hotel, our digs are nothing like this.

Food

A hearty breakfast will be provided both mornings, as will

an evening meal on the Friday night. If you have a special

dietary requirement then bring your own weirdo!

What to bring

Your bed will not look like this…There is a duvet & pillow for each bed - They are uncovered.

So bring a towel, sleeping bag and pillowcase. Or a fitted sheet

and single duvet cover, and your old wipe up sock if you must.

Booze

Abernethy Bridge has some fabulous walks, a golf course, water

sports and fishing. We’re not planning on doing any of that shite.

This is a Fauldhouse Stag do, you’ll need liquor and lashings of it.

Note: Bring your own drink. Don’t be a fly guy and bring Skol or Carlsberg then try to drink all the decent beer in the fridge.

The Shop

The village has a Spar that is open 7-days Mon -Sat 8am-6pm.

Sun 9am-6pm. It sells booze, fags, fresh Bakery and sells milk

for tea. It also has an ATM, but it’s likely to be a rip off one. The

shelves may or may not be as bare as these ones.

Smoking

Outside at all times…

No exceptions. No excuses.

Noise

Windows and doors closed, after

11pm - Again no exceptions.

Damage

Left as you found it on arrival. - No exceptions. Try

not to make a mess everywhere, and help cleaning up

when it is required. Don’t be a wee dick.

Singing

There will be some kind of singing,

not Kumbaya, buy maybe Cliff…