Soap Opera 2

Soap Opera 2Jan Bak

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How Did We Get Here?

Too many folks wanted money,

but didn’t want to work for it

How many times do I have to

tell you that greed ain’t good!?!

Make America Great Again?I. These euphemisms are killing me

II. When did America stop being great is the

question I’m asking?

III. The same people who caused the financial

crisis now want to profit by repairing the

damage they created – Only in America!

Let The Dollar Circulate

A. We want to make some money

B. Then we want to make

some MORE money

C. And finally we want to make

even a little bit more

You Call It Greed, I Call It Need

1. After all that we did,

this is how they try to play us…

2. I got to make it to Heaven,

for going through Hell

The Finale

oGet your mind right

oFollow your heart

oBe accountable for your own life

oLive out your dreams

I mean he was cool and all, but I’m not about to be all like “Let me tell you: The 80’s…that

was the REAL America!”

Unless you were actually alive in the 80’s, it’s just foolish talk

Poverty Is Not Really Poverty, It Just Needs To Be Redefined To Make Us Look Better

‘Poor’ people

This Is What They All Miss?? –LOL, the “Good ‘Ol Glory Days”

‘Less poor people’

who think they are rich

The political families

Shout out that legendary

player, William Clinton - He was and still is quick to smoke fools who try to be crabs in the

bucket

FOR REAL THOUGH, I’M QUITE HAPPY TO

SEE TODAY

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Back in the day, you could just chill and play

Now you have to

fight cases and

collect Franklin faces

“Damn, a player don’t want no trouble, I just wanna kick off my loafers and watch my little girl blow bubbles”

Just when you think you have it figured out –Bam! Here comes something out of left field

•All that money to pay off loans went to paying the rent

•All the money saved for retirement had to go to top notch lawyers

•All the cash for a nice vacation turned into business operating expenses

I wouldn’t have it any other way though

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Past Present Future

Success Comes At A Major Price

Free Time Free Cash Flow

Don’t believe people when they tell you that it is “Hard” – It’s REALLY DAMN HARD!

GoalLived ItBuilt ItDreamed

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Got Things To Do

Marlon Brando

Al Pacino

Robert De Niro

Solid movies to watch with a diva

The Godfather

Scarface

Casino

A Heavy Night

Fireworks

Other nice Polish vodkas include

Belvedere

Sobieski

Debowa

Taste The Potatoes

Seems awesome, but just meh

The most points here

You done messed up

Life Is Like A Game Of Darts…

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Interlude (1/2)

The British are commenting! The British are commenting!

Interlude (2/2)

Things got crazy

Q1 2014

But consumption doesn’t make “people” happy

Consuming MORE than the Joneses makes “people” happy

Well,MY church

is bigger thanYOUR church!

Central MentalNobody is ever temperamental, it’s always ‘the other guy’ who is crazy

All the money in the world means nothing when you don’t keep your word

What Was Promised What Was Delivered

The oldest excuse in the world:“No money”

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Marketing & Bulls**t

That’s your first mistake

Trusting a greedy person…

The ‘Good Guys’

-They present quite the facade

-Deep down only care about money

The ‘Bad Guys’

-Extremely likable at first take

-Very sensitive beneath the mask

The ‘Other Guys’

-The only hope

That was quite the sweeping generalization, but even fools are right from time to time“Hi! I’m wearing a suit”

“I don’t take public transit…”

A salesman told me to never trust salesmen

Often in life, the people who have it the best complain the most

When the ‘delicate genius’ gets upset, it means you are on to something

Breakdown

of life

experience

The

“Privileged

Kids”

The “Poor

Kids”

Good 82% 9%

Bad 16% 55%

Ugly 2% 36%

The good, the bad, the ugly

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Nothing For Free

People talk about this,

people talk about that

• Doesn’t that reflect more on the baby boomers?

Spoiled

• Raising youth is a two-way street

Nuisances

• Can’t deal with them, can’t deal without them

Undeniable

Ways to

describe

millennials

I read somewhere that millennials

don’t want to pay for things

When was the

last time you got

something good

for free?

$Free.99But the

opportunity cost

is really high

BY: JAN BAK

In A Lifetime

Some Men Think It’s All About Having Your Money Good

Some Men Think It’s All About How Good You Talk

A

B

Does she like you?

Does she think you’re funny?

Can she trust you with her secrets?

Is she excited to see you when you come home?

“Who Needs Money, When You Can Make A Woman Laugh”

A

Does she compare you to her rich father?

Does she talk about all the things she wants to buy?

Is she more interested in your career than you?

Does she work hard?

“I Done Made Myself A Millionaire, By Myself –Now Things Changed, I Can Hire Some Help”

B

But You Got To Have Both!

Jan Bak

23 – 33

I used to live Jordan

But now I’m livin’ Pippen

Jordan Year

23

Pippen Year

33

Sometimes shoot fast, sometimes dribble slow…

Just run up the score (23) and defend (33)

to keep the others low

Credits – Debits Profits – Losses Earnings – Learnings

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Think it’s big ballin’ to make profitable transactions in

different area codes, until you realize the amnesia that

comes from stretching across 24Eleven™ time zones

From Bentonville, AR to Port Arthur, TX: The

Reverse Longitudinal Path

From Death Valley to Mount McKinley:

Elevation & Thermodynamics 1st Law

From The 213 to The 312: The ~23,000 Mile Long Way

We can talk Trump talk (RE, S, B)

or we can handle Obama business (D, SF, CP)

Real Estate StocksRents Dividends

BondsCoupons

Diplomacy Special ForcesTrade Safety

Constitutional

LibertyPsalms

I used to live Jordan

But now I’m livin’ Pippen

I told ‘em…

Sosa Marvin Gaye, hop out like “Let’s Get It On”