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Slumber Party

Apr 08, 2016

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Ishani Jasmin

a cute little mag about people's crushes and embarrassing stories. it's kind of a sleepover.
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SLUMBER PARTY

cute stories about cute people

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When I was 16 I was hanging out with this girl that I really liked. I had never kissed a girl, and she was there to tell me about a role in a play I was going to get that required me to kiss a girl on stage. She turned to me and said, ‘You're really sweet to me, and I want your first kiss to be with someone you really like, not on stage and fake.’ So she kissed me, and my heart exploded into a thousand tiny pieces. She moved away two years ago. I follow her on Instagram. We haven't spoken since.

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WHEN I WAS ABOUT 9 I HAD A MASSIVE CRUSH ON THIS REALLY CUTE GIRL IN MY CLASS AND WE HAD A ‘WEDDING’ WITH 2 OTHER PEOPLE AND ALL FOUR OF US WERE ‘MARRIED’ UNTIL SPRING BREAK OF THAT YEAR, WHEN THE GIRL MOVED AWAY :( I TRIED SENDING HER LETTERS BUT AT THE TIME I DIDN’T REALISE THAT YOU HAD TO WRITE AN ADDRESS SO OBVS THEY DIDN’T GO ANYWHERE.

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I saw this beautiful girl standing under the walkway between two buildings on campus. It was pouring rain, we were both waiting, hoping it would let up so we could go to our cars, in opposite lots. So instead of just standing there awkwardly, I decided to try and strike up a conversation - which led to us discussing the existential existence of raindrops. We talked about how they're immortal, in a constant state of metamorphosis.

We talked about how they were ever changing and how amazing it must be to be a raindrop. We discussed the different things they could see, the different states they could wind up in and stuff. We talked for a while and the rain never let up, so we both decided to brave the weather and part ways. This girl, mind you, I had noticed her for a semester working in the library but never had the nerve to talk to her. And we didn't talk again after that until the next semester.

I happened to meet her again next semester due to mutual friends. We started talking and hanging out constantly, staying on campus super late just to hang out and stuff. She's actually why I got involved with theatre on campus and discovered that passion. This quickly turned into dating and love and it got super serious, super fast. Sadly, the relationship only lasted around 2 months, she had a lot of personal stuff going on and we moved a little too quick, I think.

That being said, it was still probably the most intense love and relationship I've been in, and even though us breaking up was really hard on me, I don't regret the whole experience one bit. We remain friends and talk and whatnot. At the end of the day, sometimes I still miss her, but we live and love and we move on, right?

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I rewrote the words to Extraordinary Girl by Green Day and gave it to this guy, Jack, for Christmas when we were both in 6th grade. Pretty sure he threw it out. I spent a lot of time on it and I colored the envelope and everything.

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once when i was 12 i handmade a valentine based on the alkaline trio's

good mourning (it had hearts on it with skulls on them, like the album cover -

the boy i sent it to was really into them, and had gotten me really into them too) and sent it to my crush at the

time, a sixteen year old boy. inside, i wrote the lyrics to 'fatally yours'.

looking back, i totally misunderstood the song. he changed his msn status

to 'CRINGE' later that day.

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I had a crush on Brandon Wong. We were partners in Science and he'd help me water my daffodils during science and try and make up songs on our recorders during music hour. On Valentine's Day one year, we were all exchanging candy in class and he threw me a heart shaped chocolate from across the room saying ‘Here, have this.’ I said thanks and ate it. His friend quickly jumped up and said ‘You know why he gave that to you? I know why, I know why!’, Brandon blushed so hard and said quickly ,’I’m allergic to caramel, that's why!.’ His friend responded with ‘I think that's impossible’ then scream-whispered ‘because he likes youuuu’. I smiled and ate my chocolate. Brandon and I didn't look at each other for the rest of the day.

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when i was 12 i was crushing on my older cousin's then boyfriend

and i thought if i hid in her wardrobe i might get to see him in

his undies before he got in the shower. instead, i got to witness

their 18 year old lust fuelled make out session, and was then revealed to them by my own uncontrollable sobbing because i knew for them

that it must be love and my life outside the wardrobe was over.

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one time i was at homecoming with my crush (who is like 6 ft

something while im like just about 5 ft) and we were dancing and

suddenly i couldnt control myself and i just fucking smashed my face into his (it was attempting to be a

kiss i swear) and i accidentally broke his nose with my forehead. we didnt get together after that.

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7 THINGS I HAVE DONE IN ATTEMPTS TO MAKE PEOPLE I FIND ATTRACTIVE SMART AND NICE FIND ME ATTRACTIVE SMART AND NICE:

1) Read all of Don Quixote2) Listen at length to Romanian pop music 3) Pace the sides of the playground basketball court

at recess every day of fifth grade 4) Listen at length to Christian metal music 5) Sit through high school football games in subzero

weather 6) Listen at length to hipster-indie-folk-whatever 7) Seriously contemplate converting to Catholicism

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You breathed.

I would dial.

You hummed.

I would smile.

You spoke.

I would die

In the silence of the tremors of love,

Which I now know was infatuation.

You spoke.

I died.

You spoke.

I di- wait.

I became brave.

And said, ‘It is me.’

You said, ‘Annie.’

I cried.

My first crush to heart break.

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I was always the spooky goth kid, big boots and marilyn manson shirts. My best friend was just the best darned goth girl on earth. we would go around being ominous and brooding, watching cheep horror films, she was my first kiss in a game of spin the bottle... and gosh, was 12 year old me in love with that girl... sadly I was a little angsty kid and never said anything... I'm 22 now, she is still my best friend, and still gives me little butterflies

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I used to have a huge crush on this boy in my English class. He was popular and I kept to myself mostly so I figured he didn't think much of me. Still, we talked a lot, but high school came and we lost touch. Well, one of my friends was assigned to do a project with him two years later and somehow I was brought up in their conversation. Apparently he really liked me but thought I was really uninterested. I was always just too nervous around him to act normally! I still cringe at the irony.

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In my small town, on friday afternoons all of the middle schoolers would walk down the hill from the brick school into the downtown area, to run around and get ice cream and laugh at each other. Asking someone to go downtown with you was a big deal, because it was kind of code for going on a date. I had English class with this girl, and every Friday we had a reading time when you could sit with whoever you wanted as long as you were quiet. So I went to sit next to this girl, and passed her a note asking her if she would go downtown with me. She passed one back that said ‘5 in ten’. She was trying to tell me that there was a 50/50 chance of her going downtown that Friday, but because the ten was written out and the 5 looked like an S, I thought that the note said “Sin ten”. I immediately got up and went back to sit with my friends, because I thought she was trying to tell me that dating was the tenth sin. I thought she must think me a terrible person for asking her, and I didn’t talk to her again for two weeks.

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ok once i was talking to my really cute teacher in grade 8 and i thought i was being really cool and he was laughing with me and all was swell until i started getting overconfident and started to tell him a story.

at one point in the story, i went to say ‘she sits’ and instead said ‘she shits’ and spend the next 80 years

embarrassed because he laughed at my mistake and i thought ‘well he's never gonna love me now’

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