Nasirah Does Ipx

Welcome to IPX International

Systems! I’ll be with you

momentarily …

At IPX, we not only think big …

we think smart!

So Eric, I was watching Real Housewives of

Atlanta last night … What did you think of “Tardy

for the Party?!?!”

J.R., this guy thinks he can get his bird in at the 42˚ slot … dumb ass!

Did Paul finish our P&L statements? What’s the accountant’s mantra, U.P.? Receipts, receipts, receipts!!!!

Don’t just walk in my office without knocking! Can’t you see I’m in a very important meeting!!

I’m looking you up on Skype now for our conference call. By the way, are we still on for golf on Saturday?

Umm … paging the idiot who made this pot of Joe decaf!!!!

India, did you get my visa and book my flight to Gabon? Rabi, did you give me the USB to firewall? Will someone please print out my itinerary … I’ve got to make my flight ASAP!

Yo, Jerry! Could ya hand me that Phillips? Better yet, I’ve got a conference call in five, so if you could fix this, that’d be great!

Post-its, pens, staples … A.B., what do I have to do to get some order in this supply closet?!?! I can’t find shit!

Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel, Woodchuck to

Gray Squirrel … the Eagle has

landed!

Remember guys, work starts at

9am … not 9:05, not 9:15 … 9am on the dot! Let’s get it together!