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Prepare to have your pants scared o� !

Prepare to have your pants scared o� !HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

DigitalOnlyEdition

®W H AT G U Y S W A N T

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These

Brazilian

models are

sisters.

¡Qué bonita!

Boo!Sorry, did we

startle you? If we didn’t, we think the following pages of

smokin’-hot photos will. Witness some

of the sexiest women wearing

the world’s tiniest costumes, then go

to sleep and pray for nightmares starring one or

more of them.

Enjoy these treats, and don’t worry:

There are no razor blades hidden in

any of them…or are there? Bwah-ha-ha!

–The Editors

Trick or TrEaTSee the sexiest

nurse, maid, superhero, and cat costumes this side

of your weird cousin Nick’s closet.

HallowEEn Survival guidE

We’ll show you how to pick the scariest

costume, bring home the hottest

girl, and break your teeth on the

hardest candy.

wHip iT rEal good!

A leather-bound S&M specialist paid the Maxim

offices a visit. We’re still in pain.

Sweet, sweet pain.

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Don’t miss American Idol vet KELLIE PICKLER’S sexy tribute to the troops!

PLUSThe very best of Maxim—cars, bars, gadgets, adventure,

and the hottest women in America!

Yes, Ma’am!Thank You, Ma’am!

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NEWSSTAND ONLY SPECIAL ISSUE!

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To honor the peerless debauchery that occurs

every October 31, we present the world’s

greatest collection of naughty nurses,

wonder women, and all the other out� ts

that make us want to play dress up.

photographs by JIM MALUCCI

TRICKOR

TREAT

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First Mates

These pirate princesses can

steal our booty anytime.

Keira Knightley Pirates of the

Caribbean 2003

She played the only character skinnier

and sexier than Orlando Bloom.

geena Davis Cutthroat

island 1995

She was hot! We swear! Netflix if you

don’t believe us.

angelina Jolie haCkers

1995 Not really a pirate— but for a 19-year-old

Jolie, we’ll bend the rules.

sassy Civil servant

Your tax dollars at work!

MiChelle roDriguez

lost 2005

We’re not sure in which reality she

was a cop, but she was definitely

five-oh. Right?

heather loCKlear

t.J. hooker 1982

The timeless one’s defining role,

perm and all.

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Like a VirginEver since

Madonna’s 1984 music video, we’ve been worshiping

women in white.katherine heigL

27 Dresses 2008

It made $150 million, so we know it wasn’t just chicks who saw

this flick...

Uma thUrman Kill Bill

2003 A bullet to the head on her wedding day

set off her sexy quest for vengeance. (Wine glasses make a less

volatile gift.)

Cameron Diaz My Best FrienD’s

WeDDing 1997

Julia Roberts in ’97? Yeah, no match

for 1990s-era Diaz.

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To Your HealTHHopefully

our next exam requires time

spent with these naughty nurses.

Salma HaYek Across The

Universe 2007

Just take a lot of drugs and wait for her appearance. Trust us.

DarYl HannaH kill bill

2003 She was a killer nurse,

but, man, that was a sweet eye patch.

SaraH CHalke scrUbs

2001 OK, so she’s a

doctor. Apologies, but we had to get

Chalke on this list somehow!

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The SexieST Saloon

GirlSOur top Wild West rough-and-tumble

temptresses.MeGan Fox Jonah hex

2010 Nobody saw the

movie, but somehow we all remember Fox’s Lilah and her bustier.

VineSSa Shaw 3:10 to Yuma

2007 She’s the one lying naked on the bed.

Yup, that one.

KaTharine roSS Butch cassidY

and the sundance Kid

1969 She put your dad in the mood for some

serious cow-poking.

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Wonder Women

We’re cuckoo for comic book

babes!Charlize Theron

Hancock 2008

She beats the Jazzy Jeff out of Will Smith.

Famke Janssen X-Men 2000

We’re suckers for redheads who can move objects with

their minds.

lynda CarTer Wonder WoMan

(TV series) 1975

Our fetish for golden lassos continues to

this very day.

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Cat FanCyFoxy felines

we couldn’t live without.

anne hathaway the dark

knight rises 2012

And you thought Bane’s voice

was sexy!

halle Berry Catwoman

2004 Leather suit and

a whip? Sure.

MiChelle PFeiFFer

Batman returns 1992

Vinyl suit? Yes, please.

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Wild and WonderfulMad Hatters aren’t

the only crazy ladies we love to watch.Malin akerMan

the heartbreak kid 2007

Dude, she does a donkey.

angelina Jolie Girl, interrupted

1999 Yes, she’s hot

enough to appear twice in this story.

Sharon Stone Casino

1995 Which is crazier, blowing a metric ton of cocaine or

blowing Joe Pesci?

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CloCk CleanersWe’re tickled by these delightful

dusters.Xian Quon Alvin And

the Chipmunks 2007

The one bone thrown to countless dads

forced to sit through this flick.

Jennifer aniston Friends

With money 2006

She wears a French maid outfit. That is all.

Jennifer lopez mAid in

mAnhAttAn 2002

Before there was Kim K., there was

J-Lo, and her butt was box office gold.

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VEGAS VIXENS

These girls have been pu� ing on a show for decades.

KYLIE MINOGUE MOULIN ROUGE!

2001 This Green Fairy

had us hallucinating for weeks.

GINA GERSHON AND ELIZABETH

BERKLEYSHOWGIRLS

1995 All the bad acting in

the world cannot take away from those jazzy

dance numbers.

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PANTS OFF DANCE OFFWe like the way these dancing

girls move.HEATHER GRAHAM

THE HANGOVER2009

Who would have thought a lactating exotic dancer from Las Vegas would make for a great

comeback role? You know, besides us.

MARISA TOMEI THE WRESTLER

2008Staring at Mickey Rourke’s mug for

two hours became bearable thanks to

Tomei’s damaged (but sexy!) stripper with a

heart of gold.

DEMI MOORE STRIPTEASE

1996It ruined her

career and our VCR’s rewind (it was the

’90s, people).

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The scariest thing

about Halloween

isn’t the monsters.

It’s meeting a girl

with a hard-to-

remove costume!

byNICK LEFTLEY

photographs by TURE LILLEGR AVEN

styling by JENNY RICKER

SURVIVAL TIP N0.1IF YOU’RE GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY, DON’T BE PREDICTABLE OR CHEAP. THE COOLER AND MORE IMAGINATIVE YOUR COSTUME IS, THE MORE OF A TALKING POINT IT’LL BE. WHAT WE’RE SAYING IS: INSTANT ICEBREAKER!

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HALLOWEEN

SURVIVAL

GUIDE

SURVIVAL TIP N0.2AS FAR AS PICKUP LINES GO, LEAPING OUT FROM BEHIND A DOOR WAVING AN AX AND SCREAMING, “NOW YOU DIE!” IS ABOUT AS EFFECTIVE ON HALLOWEEN AS IT IS ANY OTHER NIGHT OF THE YEAR. DON’T DO IT.

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HARD CANDYSweeten up the

ladies with these trick-or-treat-

themed cocktails.

CARAMEL APPLE OLD-FASHIONED 2 oz. Laird’s Bonded

Apple Brandy½ oz. caramelized

simple syrup1/8 tsp. Bar Code

Baked Apple Bitters

1. Stir with ice

and strain into a chilled old-

fashioned glass, with one large chunk of ice.

2. Garnish with a slice

of green apple, sprinkled with

ground cinnamon.

by Jim Meehan, general

manager of PDT,pdtnyc.com

Bazooka½ oz. fresh egg white

½ oz. simple syrup1 oz. lemon juice2 oz. bubblegum-

infused vodka (recipe below)

1.Place around 30 pieces of Dubble

Bubble gum, each cut in half, into a

bottle of vodka and leave for

24 hours. Then strain vodka and store in fridge.

2.Combine all

ingredients in a shaker, add ice,

then shake and strain into a chilled glass.

by Eben Freeman, director of bar operations for

Altamarea Group,altamarea group.com

HALLOWEEN

SURVIVAL

GUIDE

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SURVIVAL TIP N0.3IF YOU’RE MAKING A

HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST FOR YOUR PARTY, DON’T

FILL IT WITH TIRED, PARTY-HALTING CLICHÉS. GO FOR SONGS THAT SUIT

THE THEME BUT KEEP EVERYONE DANCING. “MONSTER MASH” BY

BOBBY “BORIS” PICKETT? NO! “MONSTA’ MACK”

BY SIR MIX-A-LOT? YES!

Reece’s Pieces1½ oz. Pueblo Viejo reposado tequila

3/4 oz. Lustau Oloroso sherry

½ oz. Marie Brizard crème de cacao1 heavy dash of

Bittermens Xocolatl Mole chocolate

bitters1 Tbs. sugar - cane syrup

1. Stir ingredients;

strain into a glass.

by Eryn Reece at Mayahuel,

mayahuelny.com

Black Witch2 oz. Jim Beam Black

Bourbon1 oz. Strega

Whipped cream

1. Stir the bourbon

and Strega with ice; strain into a chilled

glass. 2.

Top with a thin layer of freshly whipped

cream; garnish with grated cinnamon for a candy-corn-inspired cocktail.

by Jim Meehan, general manager

of PDT,pdtnyc.com

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Sure, the sexy devil is cliché. But it works for me!

HALLOWEEN

SURVIVAL

GUIDE

SURVIVAL TIP N0.4IF YOU THROW A HALLOWEEN PARTY, GO ALL OUT: GUESTS IN COSTUME WILL BE DISAPPOINTED TO FIND AN ORDINARY HOUSE. PUT POLICE TAPE ON DOORWAYS; DRAW CHALK BODY OUTLINES ON THE SIDEWALK; SPATTER FAKE BLOOD IN THE BATHROOM; BUY A DRY ICE MACHINE. HOWEVER YOU DO IT, MAKE IT MEMORABLE.

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GRAVE DANGERPepe FX’s

Anthony Pepe explains how to create movie-

quality zombie makeup with stuff from the

local Halloween store.

YOU’LL NEED:Stick-on

prosthetics, spirit gum, colored makeup, fake

blood, liquid latex, and tissues.

1.The stick-on

prosthetics you fi nd in Halloween stores are kind of basic, but with a

little eff ort you can make them look

amazing. Start by sticking one or two to your face with

the spirit gum supplied in the kit. (Make sure you’re

clean-shaven!)

2.Paint a layer of

liquid latex onto your forehead, then stick on a layer of tissue paper (rip the

straight edges off the tissue fi rst). Paint another

layer of latex on top, then let it dry. Continue to cover

the rest of your face, hiding the

edges of the prosthetics.

3.When the

latex-tissue layer is dry, rip small

holes in it to give the look of torn/rotten skin. Now

add a base layer of fl esh-colored

makeup, followed by blues, greens, yellows, grays,

and other zombie colors. Add dark red to holes and

wounds.

4.Accessorize! A

stuff ed toy’s eye here, some fake

teeth there: It’s up to you. Finally, dust hair with baby powder, cov er mistakes

with fake blood, and off you go!

Brai-i-i-ns!

www.pepefx.com

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Leather babe Nashlly paid our office a

visit, and we have the scars

to prove it.by beN ritter

Whip it real

Good!

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RésuméName

Nashlly

birthdayApril 2

hometowNNewark, New Jersey

go-to driNkCîroc and

Sprite. “It’s perfect for a little

lightweight like me.”

guilty pleasure“Strawberries and

whipped cream, ’cause I’m

a nutrition major.”

last meal“All-you-can-eat sushi

and a mountain of Gummi Bears.”

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Follow @MaximMag on Twitter for the hottest

collection of lunch hour photos on the Web. You might even see Nashlly!

#HotPicAtNoon

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