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®W H AT G U Y S W A N T
These
Brazilian
models are
sisters.
¡Qué bonita!
Boo!Sorry, did we
startle you? If we didn’t, we think the following pages of
smokin’-hot photos will. Witness some
of the sexiest women wearing
the world’s tiniest costumes, then go
to sleep and pray for nightmares starring one or
more of them.
Enjoy these treats, and don’t worry:
There are no razor blades hidden in
any of them…or are there? Bwah-ha-ha!
–The Editors
Trick or TrEaTSee the sexiest
nurse, maid, superhero, and cat costumes this side
of your weird cousin Nick’s closet.
HallowEEn Survival guidE
We’ll show you how to pick the scariest
costume, bring home the hottest
girl, and break your teeth on the
hardest candy.
wHip iT rEal good!
A leather-bound S&M specialist paid the Maxim
offices a visit. We’re still in pain.
Sweet, sweet pain.
Don’t miss American Idol vet KELLIE PICKLER’S sexy tribute to the troops!
PLUSThe very best of Maxim—cars, bars, gadgets, adventure,
and the hottest women in America!
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NEWSSTAND ONLY SPECIAL ISSUE!
To honor the peerless debauchery that occurs
every October 31, we present the world’s
greatest collection of naughty nurses,
wonder women, and all the other out� ts
that make us want to play dress up.
photographs by JIM MALUCCI
TRICKOR
TREAT
First Mates
These pirate princesses can
steal our booty anytime.
Keira Knightley Pirates of the
Caribbean 2003
She played the only character skinnier
and sexier than Orlando Bloom.
geena Davis Cutthroat
island 1995
She was hot! We swear! Netflix if you
don’t believe us.
angelina Jolie haCkers
1995 Not really a pirate— but for a 19-year-old
Jolie, we’ll bend the rules.
sassy Civil servant
Your tax dollars at work!
MiChelle roDriguez
lost 2005
We’re not sure in which reality she
was a cop, but she was definitely
five-oh. Right?
heather loCKlear
t.J. hooker 1982
The timeless one’s defining role,
perm and all.
Like a VirginEver since
Madonna’s 1984 music video, we’ve been worshiping
women in white.katherine heigL
27 Dresses 2008
It made $150 million, so we know it wasn’t just chicks who saw
this flick...
Uma thUrman Kill Bill
2003 A bullet to the head on her wedding day
set off her sexy quest for vengeance. (Wine glasses make a less
volatile gift.)
Cameron Diaz My Best FrienD’s
WeDDing 1997
Julia Roberts in ’97? Yeah, no match
for 1990s-era Diaz.
To Your HealTHHopefully
our next exam requires time
spent with these naughty nurses.
Salma HaYek Across The
Universe 2007
Just take a lot of drugs and wait for her appearance. Trust us.
DarYl HannaH kill bill
2003 She was a killer nurse,
but, man, that was a sweet eye patch.
SaraH CHalke scrUbs
2001 OK, so she’s a
doctor. Apologies, but we had to get
Chalke on this list somehow!
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GirlSOur top Wild West rough-and-tumble
temptresses.MeGan Fox Jonah hex
2010 Nobody saw the
movie, but somehow we all remember Fox’s Lilah and her bustier.
VineSSa Shaw 3:10 to Yuma
2007 She’s the one lying naked on the bed.
Yup, that one.
KaTharine roSS Butch cassidY
and the sundance Kid
1969 She put your dad in the mood for some
serious cow-poking.
Wonder Women
We’re cuckoo for comic book
babes!Charlize Theron
Hancock 2008
She beats the Jazzy Jeff out of Will Smith.
Famke Janssen X-Men 2000
We’re suckers for redheads who can move objects with
their minds.
lynda CarTer Wonder WoMan
(TV series) 1975
Our fetish for golden lassos continues to
this very day.
Cat FanCyFoxy felines
we couldn’t live without.
anne hathaway the dark
knight rises 2012
And you thought Bane’s voice
was sexy!
halle Berry Catwoman
2004 Leather suit and
a whip? Sure.
MiChelle PFeiFFer
Batman returns 1992
Vinyl suit? Yes, please.
Wild and WonderfulMad Hatters aren’t
the only crazy ladies we love to watch.Malin akerMan
the heartbreak kid 2007
Dude, she does a donkey.
angelina Jolie Girl, interrupted
1999 Yes, she’s hot
enough to appear twice in this story.
Sharon Stone Casino
1995 Which is crazier, blowing a metric ton of cocaine or
blowing Joe Pesci?
CloCk CleanersWe’re tickled by these delightful
dusters.Xian Quon Alvin And
the Chipmunks 2007
The one bone thrown to countless dads
forced to sit through this flick.
Jennifer aniston Friends
With money 2006
She wears a French maid outfit. That is all.
Jennifer lopez mAid in
mAnhAttAn 2002
Before there was Kim K., there was
J-Lo, and her butt was box office gold.
VEGAS VIXENS
These girls have been pu� ing on a show for decades.
KYLIE MINOGUE MOULIN ROUGE!
2001 This Green Fairy
had us hallucinating for weeks.
GINA GERSHON AND ELIZABETH
BERKLEYSHOWGIRLS
1995 All the bad acting in
the world cannot take away from those jazzy
dance numbers.
PANTS OFF DANCE OFFWe like the way these dancing
girls move.HEATHER GRAHAM
THE HANGOVER2009
Who would have thought a lactating exotic dancer from Las Vegas would make for a great
comeback role? You know, besides us.
MARISA TOMEI THE WRESTLER
2008Staring at Mickey Rourke’s mug for
two hours became bearable thanks to
Tomei’s damaged (but sexy!) stripper with a
heart of gold.
DEMI MOORE STRIPTEASE
1996It ruined her
career and our VCR’s rewind (it was the
’90s, people).
The scariest thing
about Halloween
isn’t the monsters.
It’s meeting a girl
with a hard-to-
remove costume!
byNICK LEFTLEY
photographs by TURE LILLEGR AVEN
styling by JENNY RICKER
SURVIVAL TIP N0.1IF YOU’RE GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY, DON’T BE PREDICTABLE OR CHEAP. THE COOLER AND MORE IMAGINATIVE YOUR COSTUME IS, THE MORE OF A TALKING POINT IT’LL BE. WHAT WE’RE SAYING IS: INSTANT ICEBREAKER!
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SURVIVAL TIP N0.2AS FAR AS PICKUP LINES GO, LEAPING OUT FROM BEHIND A DOOR WAVING AN AX AND SCREAMING, “NOW YOU DIE!” IS ABOUT AS EFFECTIVE ON HALLOWEEN AS IT IS ANY OTHER NIGHT OF THE YEAR. DON’T DO IT.
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HARD CANDYSweeten up the
ladies with these trick-or-treat-
themed cocktails.
CARAMEL APPLE OLD-FASHIONED 2 oz. Laird’s Bonded
Apple Brandy½ oz. caramelized
simple syrup1/8 tsp. Bar Code
Baked Apple Bitters
1. Stir with ice
and strain into a chilled old-
fashioned glass, with one large chunk of ice.
2. Garnish with a slice
of green apple, sprinkled with
ground cinnamon.
by Jim Meehan, general
manager of PDT,pdtnyc.com
Bazooka½ oz. fresh egg white
½ oz. simple syrup1 oz. lemon juice2 oz. bubblegum-
infused vodka (recipe below)
1.Place around 30 pieces of Dubble
Bubble gum, each cut in half, into a
bottle of vodka and leave for
24 hours. Then strain vodka and store in fridge.
2.Combine all
ingredients in a shaker, add ice,
then shake and strain into a chilled glass.
by Eben Freeman, director of bar operations for
Altamarea Group,altamarea group.com
HALLOWEEN
SURVIVAL
GUIDE
SURVIVAL TIP N0.3IF YOU’RE MAKING A
HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST FOR YOUR PARTY, DON’T
FILL IT WITH TIRED, PARTY-HALTING CLICHÉS. GO FOR SONGS THAT SUIT
THE THEME BUT KEEP EVERYONE DANCING. “MONSTER MASH” BY
BOBBY “BORIS” PICKETT? NO! “MONSTA’ MACK”
BY SIR MIX-A-LOT? YES!
Reece’s Pieces1½ oz. Pueblo Viejo reposado tequila
3/4 oz. Lustau Oloroso sherry
½ oz. Marie Brizard crème de cacao1 heavy dash of
Bittermens Xocolatl Mole chocolate
bitters1 Tbs. sugar - cane syrup
1. Stir ingredients;
strain into a glass.
by Eryn Reece at Mayahuel,
mayahuelny.com
Black Witch2 oz. Jim Beam Black
Bourbon1 oz. Strega
Whipped cream
1. Stir the bourbon
and Strega with ice; strain into a chilled
glass. 2.
Top with a thin layer of freshly whipped
cream; garnish with grated cinnamon for a candy-corn-inspired cocktail.
by Jim Meehan, general manager
of PDT,pdtnyc.com
Sure, the sexy devil is cliché. But it works for me!
HALLOWEEN
SURVIVAL
GUIDE
SURVIVAL TIP N0.4IF YOU THROW A HALLOWEEN PARTY, GO ALL OUT: GUESTS IN COSTUME WILL BE DISAPPOINTED TO FIND AN ORDINARY HOUSE. PUT POLICE TAPE ON DOORWAYS; DRAW CHALK BODY OUTLINES ON THE SIDEWALK; SPATTER FAKE BLOOD IN THE BATHROOM; BUY A DRY ICE MACHINE. HOWEVER YOU DO IT, MAKE IT MEMORABLE.
GRAVE DANGERPepe FX’s
Anthony Pepe explains how to create movie-
quality zombie makeup with stuff from the
local Halloween store.
YOU’LL NEED:Stick-on
prosthetics, spirit gum, colored makeup, fake
blood, liquid latex, and tissues.
1.The stick-on
prosthetics you fi nd in Halloween stores are kind of basic, but with a
little eff ort you can make them look
amazing. Start by sticking one or two to your face with
the spirit gum supplied in the kit. (Make sure you’re
clean-shaven!)
2.Paint a layer of
liquid latex onto your forehead, then stick on a layer of tissue paper (rip the
straight edges off the tissue fi rst). Paint another
layer of latex on top, then let it dry. Continue to cover
the rest of your face, hiding the
edges of the prosthetics.
3.When the
latex-tissue layer is dry, rip small
holes in it to give the look of torn/rotten skin. Now
add a base layer of fl esh-colored
makeup, followed by blues, greens, yellows, grays,
and other zombie colors. Add dark red to holes and
wounds.
4.Accessorize! A
stuff ed toy’s eye here, some fake
teeth there: It’s up to you. Finally, dust hair with baby powder, cov er mistakes
with fake blood, and off you go!
Brai-i-i-ns!
www.pepefx.com
Leather babe Nashlly paid our office a
visit, and we have the scars
to prove it.by beN ritter
Whip it real
Good!
RésuméName
Nashlly
birthdayApril 2
hometowNNewark, New Jersey
go-to driNkCîroc and
Sprite. “It’s perfect for a little
lightweight like me.”
guilty pleasure“Strawberries and
whipped cream, ’cause I’m
a nutrition major.”
last meal“All-you-can-eat sushi
and a mountain of Gummi Bears.”
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